WORLD CUP,  IISUPERWOMANII, THE OUTDOORS AND MORE..

July is finally here! It’s supposed to be cold, wet and sticky but for some reason this year, it’s hot, humid and dry. In other news, the World Cup is going on! How many of you are excited? Well I am, sort of.  It’s that time again when all die hard football fans and even the people who have absolutely no clue about football, yet want to feel included, come together to cheer for their country. Unfortunately, we Indians don’t do that anymore. The last time we cheered for our own country was in 1950. Sheesh! That was a long time ago.  I wasn’t even alive.

Recently, I came across this video that Lily Singh , aka the funniest youtuber ever, aka iisuperwomanii posted on Youtube.  Basically, it sums up everything you need to know, in order to act like you know stuff about the World Cup. It is pure PERFECTION. Check it out!

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jua8jCjo-cc

One last thing about the World Cup, okay so everyone knows that Luis Suarez bit Giorgio Chiellini right, yes it was an unfortunate event but the memes that have been made about Suarez are hilarious! Take a look at these!!

 

They are funny right? HAHAHAHAHA!! Laugh. Laugh now.  Are you laughing yet? If you are, you’re a great human being! If you aren’t laughing, well let me just tell you that I know where you live. *EVIL LAUGH*

He’s got Chiellini stuck in his teeth! That just makes me laugh!! It makes him sound like some wild animal from the wilderness! Speaking of the outdoors, outside my house, there is a hu-uge lawn and there is a lot of space to run around and play. A year ago, I remember when a few guests had come to visit. I think they had 3 kids, I don’t really remember. What I do recall is how they(the kids) could not believe that we had such a huge lawn and I remember the way they ran from one end to the other a million times while my sister and I just stared at them wondering why they were so excited about the space. I mean don’t get me wrong, I love my house and it is beautiful, but I’m the kind of person who would rather just sit inside with a book or my phone.

Who needs the outdoors?? I mean there are animals and creepy-crawly insects and stuff like that. There’s a lot of poop, a lot of dirt and a lot of filth in general.  What if you were to accidentally swallow a fly or something?  Ew. Ew. Ew.

I’m kidding, who doesn’t love the outdoors! Okay maybe a few people like me, occasionally :P Sometimes, when I decide to take a nice stroll outside, the world decides to hate me. I probably walk into a spider web or step on dog poo. (exaggeration?pfft.. yeah.) I may even trip on a stone and scrape my knees or get bitten by some random bug which I then make my mission, to track down and terminate. That usually turns into me running straight back into the house when I lose sight of the bug. *shudder*

Then there are the monkeys, do I even have to tell you about the monkeys? I feel like I have told you about the monkeys way too many times. Umm, I’m not going to tell you about the monkeys. Read my previous posts!

Wow. World Cup to monkeys.  I don’t even know.

Bye.