WORLD CUP, IISUPERWOMANII, THE OUTDOORS AND MORE..
July is finally here! It’s supposed to be cold, wet and
sticky but for some reason this year, it’s hot, humid and dry. In other news, the
World Cup is going on! How many of you are excited? Well I am, sort of. It’s that time again when all die hard
football fans and even the people who have absolutely no clue about football,
yet want to feel included, come together to cheer for their country. Unfortunately,
we Indians don’t do that anymore. The last time we cheered for our own country
was in 1950. Sheesh! That was a long time ago. I wasn’t even alive.
Recently, I came across this video that Lily Singh , aka the
funniest youtuber ever, aka iisuperwomanii posted on Youtube. Basically, it sums up everything you need to
know, in order to act like you know stuff about the World Cup. It is pure
PERFECTION. Check it out!
One last thing about the World Cup, okay so everyone knows
that Luis Suarez bit Giorgio Chiellini right, yes it was an unfortunate event
but the memes that have been made about Suarez are hilarious! Take a look at
these!!
They are funny right? HAHAHAHAHA!! Laugh. Laugh now. Are you laughing yet? If you are, you’re a
great human being! If you aren’t laughing, well let me just tell you that I know
where you live. *EVIL LAUGH*
He’s got Chiellini stuck in his teeth! That just makes me
laugh!! It makes him sound like some wild animal from the wilderness! Speaking of
the outdoors, outside my house, there is a hu-uge lawn and there is a lot of
space to run around and play. A year ago, I remember when a few guests had come
to visit. I think they had 3 kids, I don’t really remember. What I do recall is
how they(the kids) could not believe that we had such a huge lawn and I remember
the way they ran from one end to the other a million times while my sister and I
just stared at them wondering why they were so excited about the space. I mean don’t
get me wrong, I love my house and it is beautiful, but I’m the kind of person
who would rather just sit inside with a book or my phone.
Who needs the outdoors?? I mean there are animals and creepy-crawly
insects and stuff like that. There’s a lot of poop, a lot of dirt and a lot of
filth in general. What if you were to accidentally
swallow a fly or something? Ew. Ew. Ew.
I’m kidding, who doesn’t love the outdoors! Okay maybe a few
people like me, occasionally :P Sometimes, when I decide to take a nice stroll
outside, the world decides to hate me. I probably walk into a spider web or
step on dog poo. (exaggeration?pfft.. yeah.) I may even trip on a stone and
scrape my knees or get bitten by some random bug which I then make my mission,
to track down and terminate. That usually turns into me running straight back
into the house when I lose sight of the bug. *shudder*
Then there are the monkeys, do I even have to tell you about
the monkeys? I feel like I have told you about the monkeys way too many times. Umm,
I’m not going to tell you about the monkeys. Read my previous posts!
Wow. World Cup to monkeys. I don’t even know.
Bye.
